HOW TO KILL MONSTERS
Director: Stewart Sparke | 2024 | 96 mins | Horror/Comedy | UK | English
In Theaters & On Demand 12/6
Jamie Lancaster is the sole survivor of a blood drenched massacre at a remote cabin in the woods. Claiming that her friends were torn apart and eaten by a horrific monster summoned by a ritual gone wrong, she is swiftly arrested by the local cops and locked up for a crime she didn’t commit.
We soon discover that Jamie’s claims of innocence were all too real when the entire police station is ripped from our reality and thrown into a nightmarish dimension of Lovecraftian monsters hungry for human flesh.
To survive the night, Jamie must team up with a bunch of rookie cops and lawbreakers to hack and slash their way through an army of monsters and find a way to get back home before it’s too late!
With a menagerie of monsters realized entirely with practical effects and buckets of fake blood and guts thrown in for good measure, HOW TO KILL MONSTERS will scratch the itch of genre fans craving a throwback popcorn horror movie that delivers thrills, kills and laughs in equal measure.
“HOW TO KILL MONSTERS IS A JOYOUSLY RETRO AND OVER-THE-TOP MONSTER MOVIE, MAKING IT AN INSTANT CULT CLASSIC.”
– DREAD CENTRAL
“A WICKED SMART AND FUNNY SCRIPT”
– NERDLY
“HOW TO KILL MONSTERS SERVES UP BLOOD AND LAUGHS BY THE BUCKETFUL”
– DAILY DEAD
“A SPLATTERFEST OF EIGHTIES-STYLE PRACTICAL EFFECTS, RAIMI-ESQUE PANDEMONIUM AND BLODD BY THE BUCKETLOAD.”
– PROJECTED FIGURES
Stewart Sparke – Director
Lyndsey Craine
Arron Dennis
Fenfen Huang
Daniel S. Thrace
Michaela Longden
Johnny Vivash
Nicholas Vince
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